1. Would you rather wear the same pair of unwashed socks for 2 years or wear the same pair of unwashed underwear for 1 year? Explain.

First of all, why do these kind of questions are always so gross?  But if I’d have to choose I’d pick the unwashed underwear simply cause it’s shorter. And probably less gross then a pair of socks if you simply think of the smell you can get from socks after working out…..

2. Would you rather eat a baby or be eaten by a giant baby? Explain.

Seriously what kind of twisted mind comes up with these kind of questions? Here it depends on what kind of baby cause when you eat veil you technically eat a baby cow, and I wouldn’t mind doing that. And if there was a giant baby eating people, I’m sure I could outsmart and outrun it easily. Because it’s a baby of course, they can’t run!

3. Would you rather steal money from your Grandfather in the past or steal money from a Grandchild in the future? Why?

I don’t steal, so this is a awkward question but if I would steal I would go for stealing from my Grandchild, cause it’s more fair since you already put a lot of money in their mum or dad raising them. Only seems fair enough that if you need money that you steal it from them. Stealing from your Grandfather is just mean and stupid.

4. Would you rather be trapped in a cave full of vampire bats or put a large jar full of bees (opened) in your pants?

This is a rather easy one, I would go for the cave full of vampire bats. I’m not afraid of bats and as long is you don’t bother them or startle them with well lets say a lot of light you should be okay. Vampire bats usually only bother livestock anyway.

5. Would you rather be a person with a head that is noticeably big for your body or have a head that is disproportionately small compared to the rest of your body?

Again, what’s with the weird questions? I think this depends on if you have a big head, does your brain capacity also grow with it and if you have a smaller head would it be less?
This seems like a useful thing to know before you make that decision, I don’t tend to jump to conclusions before I know everything.

Bonus: Would you rather have sex, with your significant other, in a sex club with all eyes and a spotlight on you OR would you rather get gang-banged & groped in darkness by a bunch of strangers.

Again a easy one since I already have been to a sex club with my bf and had a crowd watching. And since I haven’t been in a dark room I would definitely go for being gang-banged and groped in the darkness by a bunch of strangers. Sure sounds like fun thing to put on my bucket list! 

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